the cast

Guy gets haircut

"Levi"

Guy Whitney used to play professional basketball in Iceland and now has arthritis in his right knee. Originally from Arkansas, Guy has plenty of experience picking fights he knows he’ll lose. Guy recently starred in the short film “The Spotter” which screened at the Brooklyn International Film Festival in 2009.


Courtney

"Courtney"

When Kelly "Killer Killy" Dwyer is not busy being a rock star comedic performance artist bad ass, she's acting. Kelly has appeared in numerous national commercial spots, short and feature films as well as a plethora of live venues. Killy can be seen performing her unique brand of "performance art" comedy and music all over New York in comedy clubs, theaters and bathrooms and has been featured on both Comedy Central and David Letterman. She hosted the international webcast talent show BamBamSlam.com, was a resident member of the Off - Broadway improv comedy show 8 Is Never Enough and wrote, produced, directed and starred in her one woman show, Hysteri-KILLY! A One Freak Show, that played to sold out crowds in last years Frigid Festival.


Lucas

"Lucas"

Jonathan Wilde came from the little town of Hinton in rural Alberta Canada all the way to NYC to graduate from the Neighborhood Playhouse and make good on his threats to become an actor. The former Tree Planter, Dump Truck Driver, Blast Technician, Geophysicist, and Banana Farmer, took the long way and is very excited to be working on The Crab as his first Feature Film.


Jane

"Jane"

Cass Bugge's recent credits include: "Going the Distance" (New Line Cinema), "Every Girl Gets Her Man" at the Soho Playhouse, "Bombs In Your Mouth," at the Cherry Lane Theater and "Unrelated People," a one woman show she wrote and performed at the Wild Project. She is a graduate of Sarah Lawrence College, the William Esper Studio and currently studies improv at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater.


CAST
In order of appearance

GUY WHITNEY Levi Winston Taylor
GEORGE STEVENSON Professor A (O.S.)
FREDERICK STRYPE Professor B (O.S.)
ROBIN STARBUCK Professor C (O.S.)
MICHAEL MARION Professor D (O.S.)
ADEN HAKIMI Angry Persian Pedestrian
JOHNNY RODRIGUEZ Barfly
KERRY FARIAS Girl 1
TERESA GALEANI Girl 2
NARGIZ KAZIMOV Girl 3
KASEY DALEY Hooker/Karaoke Singer
KELLY DWYER Courtney O'Shea
JONATHAN WILDE Lucas Rodriguez
CASS BUGGE Jane Lerner
DONELLA ALANWICK Lissa (Woman 1)
SHUO ZHANG Woman 2
DAVID McCARTON Sweet Pea
REBECCA FINKEL TransMan
MICHAEL MARION Old Guy in Bar
ZINA ANAPLIOTI Lucas's Bar Fling
DARRIN BANKS Jack
ATTILIO CARBONE Attilio the Coffee Cart Guy
ARBEN TABAKU The Albanian Super
NATALIE UNDERWOOD TransMan's Girlfriend
FREDERICK STRYPE Dean at Columbia
MICHAEL TAYLOR Student Asking Question
SEAN CASSIDY Police Officer
JOSE LUIS LIMA Waiter at Flagship Diner
JOEL RUNNELS JR. Marshall with Restraining Order
NIZAM Bodega Owner
DYLAN NICHOLE BANDY Goth Chick
CIARA McGLYNN Ciara the Joke-telling Little Girl
EMILY McGLYNN Ciara's Big Sister